parents can say the unfunniest thing

A status update from facebook:

“My promise to my children ~ I am your parent first, your friend second. I will stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare & hunt you down like a bloodhound when needed because I LOVE YOU! When you understand that, I will know you are a responsible adult. You will NEVER find someone who loves, prays, cares, & worries about you more than I do! Re-post if you’re a parent & agree.”

My reaction is “WHAT A SCARY STATEMENT!”

I wanted to comment on it but facebook is not the place for making comments that is not so popular.

Dear Parents,

First of all, since when did we measure our love for our kids? Iphanay diay ni.
Another first, what is your point?
Another first, I cannot imagine my kids having partners who will not love them more than i do. I mean really, do we want our kids to have partners who do not love them like or more than how we love them.
Another first, parent, God ka?